What if Mom was right!? What if my students REALLY are Zombies?by Kevin Burns
Sometimes when my students are tired or unmotivated I worry!
What if they really aren`t human? Maybe they have actually become zombies!
I`m serious!
What if they are no longer of the human realm but have really become the undead! Sometimes they act so dead I really just can`t fathom them.
I know.....you are thinking Kevin has watched too many movies like Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead or others, (or taught too many junior high or university English classes), but just humor me for a moment. If your students really are the unDead you should follow this helpful advice below.
It could well have been put out by an English teacher at a junior high school or university in Japan. Actually I can`t remember where I got this from. Someone sent it to me. Thought I might need it I guess.
If you suspect your students are zombies, you should follow this helpful safety advice below:
More humor about life in Japan
An Actual TV Program in Japan: "Hey Let`s Traumatize our Kids!"That`s not the title, but I think it should be. In some of the shows the kids meet Santa, but in this one they have met a zombie. Often the episode is scary for the children involved. Japanese find this funny. They think it is cute when the kids get scared. I frankly find shows like this a bit disturbing.
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